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The Hatta and the Haigha.

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WAITING FOR MARCH -by me!

The Hatta & the Haigha were outdoors having tea.
Said Hatta to the Haigha, "You look mighty good to me."
Said Haigha to the Hatta, whom was looming like a Larch,
"We ca'n't go out on a date because it isn't March."

The Hatta tried to kiss his hand & stare into his eyes,
But Haigha moved & hid behind the tiny treacle pies.
The Hatta's eyes gleamed lustf'lly as he bid the Haigha stay.
He chased him 'round the table twice & scared him quite away.

The Hatta caught up to the Haigha & caught him by his braid.
He apologized profusely, "Please, wait till my point is made."
You chastise me for drooling every time you strike a pose.
If you don't want me to ogle you, then don't wear such tight clothes."

The Haigha swatted at the Hatta with his brassen cane.
It seemed to turn the Hatta on, so fighting was in vain.
The Haigha slapped the Hatta's face & kneed him in the chest.
"Perhaps we shan't be friends again. You're really quite a pest."

The flustered Haigha tipped his brim & heaved a heavy sigh
As Hatta slowly trotted of whilst trying not to cry.
Said Haigha to the Hatta, "This end is quite a wreck,
Perhaps I'll give this fling a try, but keep your lust in-check."

The Hatta rubbed his ribcage & blew the Haigha a kiss.
"We have no sweet memories in which to reminisce,"
Said Hatta to the Haigha, "& my affection wasn't planned."
"I'll forgive you." Said the Haigha, as they walked back hand in hand.

T'is true they once were merely friends who argued quite a lot.
Back then the Hatta was less mad & Haigha was less hot.
But every millennia the Wonderland endures a change,
That transforms it's inhabitants to keep them fresh & strange.
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Scroll down to view all 3. I've revamped Charon Hatter & Ganymede Wonka into something less silly; Dionysus Hatta & Ganymede Haigha. (Wonka WILL be in it though, who ELSE would make a drink that tastes like cherry tart-custard-pinapple-roast turkey-toffey-buttered toast? It's Liquid Gobstoper!)

I removed Ganymede's hats & placed ears & even more hair. It's also a higher quality scan. There's even a better significance to their names. I'm still going to do the old-time antique sepia picture style.

Everyone else has their own version of Wonderland & I'm working on mine. It has it where Alice only dreamed she escaped from Looking Glass Land & ends up staying a queen. 2 versions of Through the Looking Glass I've seen had a Red Queen's jester that Alice was terribly fond of, so I added him.

Mary-Anne will be one of the 2 main characters, the other is a boy named Icarus who gets into wonderland by nearly drowning after a helicopter crash in the 70s. Wonderland has a Wind of change every hundred years that sweaps through the land & keeps things fresh & unpredictable, but no one escapes from Wonderland.
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